It happened while posing in front of the mirror wearing my bikinis...
I was feeling a bit naughty and so I asked my husband, 'Darling, do you think my bikinis shrunk or do I need to diet?'
And so he said, 'I think that your bikinis need to diet.'
Love and bikinis.
Love is blind.
Love is bikini blind!
But I am not. Blind that is. So I packed my bikinis to go on a diet first.
And declared my love to my husband. Who, I know now, is definitely bikini blind!
P.S. Just in case you need oversized clothes in Germany, here.